zeldathemes
Audrey, English major, MI.
Writing, Marvel, the Avengers, Pacific Rim, Blackfrost, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Siftasha, Supernatural, sometimes NSFW, Scarlett Johansson, Phlint, Hiddles appreciation, Thortasha, Sherlock, Stony, Pokemon, Harry Potter, and a little Who.

Only the writing is my own unless otherwise stated; credit for images/gifs/etc. does not go to me. Feel free to prompt me!
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straylightjay:

10 questions to never ask a transgender person by Laura Jane Grace

  #queque!  

sixpenceee:

This body art/optical illusion has all our jaws dropping. (Video)

  #queque!  
Telling [children] that sex is ‘only between mommies and daddies’ is a lie that leads to confused, hormone-charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is ‘only something that happens when two people love each other very much’ is a lie that causes hormone-charged teenagers to confuse ‘love’ with ‘lust,’ or ‘obsession.’ It leads to leaps of logic like, ‘If I have sex with this person, we must be in love.’ Or worse: ‘If I love this person, I have to have sex with him or her.’

Lea Grover, "This Is What Sex-Positive Parenting Really Looks Like," HuffPosts: Parents (29 July 2014)

The last sentence!!

(via swampgallows)

ukio9:

Stealth Suit Captain VS Winter Soldier 

  #steve rogers    #bucky barnes    #winter soldier    #captain america  
housebuiltbyghosts:

professorpher:

ashlingtumbls:

La La La

YUP

not quite but

housebuiltbyghosts:

professorpher:

ashlingtumbls:

La La La

YUP

not quite but

  #110% me  

skyfallat221b:

FAKE TV SHOW → « HAWKEYE, my life as a weapon. »

Presenting Hawkeye: Jeremy Renner stars as Clint Barton, also known as Hawkeye, the world’s greatest marksman. This show presents the archer’s story, from his childhood to today, where he teams up with the Avengers to save the world.

▬ starring Jeremy Renner, Daniel Craig, Jean Reno, Woody Harrelson, Natalie Dormer, Rooney Mara, Gemma Arterton, Scarlett Johansson, Clark Gregg, Samuel L. Jackson, and Ryan Kwanten.

  #important to me    #hawkeye    #clint barton  

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain to you a thing
  • and yeah

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

  #Jessy    #Alison    #Courteny    #Mylan    #so many fucking people I would love to meet up with and hang out  
brigwife:

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

this explains it so well oh my goodness

brigwife:

earlgreytea68:

statisticallynerdy:

ewebie:

earlgreytea68:

grandegarlic:

not gonna lie, that sounds awful and really troublesome

This is so true. I love this description so much. 

And then one of them has some random ad playing noise on it and I CAN NEVER FUCKING FIND IT!

so is writers block when you accidentally close them all at the same time?

Forced reboot to install updates. 

this explains it so well oh my goodness

  #about me  

jossisgod:

Scene should never have been cut.  NEVER.  It is critical to the film. 

  #Loki    #Frigga    #important to me